The last time we checked into a hotel, the desk clerk asked us if we wanted smoking or non-smoking. Fair question. I said smoking. Then she went on a rant about how horrible it is for your health and well-being. She had no idea that I wasn’t talking about cigarettes. I brought along my new … More I’m Not A Smoker!!
The last time we were visiting kids and grandkids, I called a hotel and asked how much they charged for a room. The clerk said the rates depended on room size and number of people. I asked him if they took children. He said, “No, sir… nor checks!” I laughed out loud because he caught … More Give Them Back Now!!!
I think it might be cool to be a hoarder if you kept everything in your front yard. That way, you could have a yard sale every weekend. Offsetting penalties, repeat the down. … More Hoarders