Hit The Deck!!!

When I was 18, I was hired along with two other guys to remove scrap metal from old buildings. We found three live hand grenades. We decided to take them to the boss in a box. I said, “What if one blows up on the way?” Another guy said, “We’ll just tell them that we … More Hit The Deck!!!

WHAT Time Is It???

I have noticed there are no clocks in medical waiting rooms because the organizations prefer you didn’t take notice of how long you had to wait to be seen. Um, medical world, we all have cell phones with a clock! Thank you. I needed to vent. I’m fortunate enough to have only waited for long … More WHAT Time Is It???

Let Me Out Of Here!!

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged.
A friend of mine, Jon, works at a hospital. He found one old man dressed and sitting on the bed holding a suitcase, who said he didn’t need help to leave the hospital. Jon insisted. On the way down, Jon asked him if his wife was meeting him. “I don’t know,” he said. “She’s still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.” … More Let Me Out Of Here!!


My brother is a moron. He called me at three A.M. last week. I said, “It’s three in the morning”! He said, I’m sorry, I just can’t sleep. I’m paranoid. All day long I get the feeling that people are following me. I said, “You idiot, you’re a tour guide!” … More Insomnia