Debbie’s new husband said, “Honey, now that we’re married mabey you should stop making so many hair appointments.” She said, ”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-husband.” He said, “I didn’t know you were married before!” She said “I wasn’t.” Ouch. He had not yet realized who was in charge. You just … More You Want Me to Quit What???
Two guys were talking when one said, “Last week I got through the first step of my divorce.” The other guy said,”Wow, that’s tough. I have a really good attorney if you need one.” The other guy said, “No, I just got married.” Well the divorce rate still stands at about 50%, and the … More Till Death Do Us Part, Unless It Just Doesn’t Work Out !!!
People always want to know how I’ve been married four times. Its easy. Anyone can do it. Just get three divorces. Sheesh. … More Strike Three!