My wife bought me a new coat for this winter and told me it was reversible. I tried reversing it once but it’s just too hard to try to zip up the back instead of the front. There are a couple of reversible items that I like. I really do have a reversible coat but … More That Coat Is Hideous!!!
I got into an altercation with an extremely obnoxious man who refused to move away from me, despite repeat requests to do so. I even punched the guy. In jail, my lawyer explained that my behavior was way out of line on a plane. Some people are far too honest. You know them. Proud to … More I’m Better Than You!!!!
Spring is simply a prelude to the dog days of summer. If we skipped summer altogether we could have Spring and then Fall. That makes a lot more sense. I know many people love summer. Therefore they love Spring, the gateway to 100 degree weather or even hotter. No thank you. Years ago, we lived … More Spring Time?? Ugh!!!
A Nun found $100 in an envelope that read “Don’t Worry.” She decided to give it to someone in need. She dropped the envelope down to a homeless man. He gave her the thumbs up sign. The next day he showed up with handfuls of hundred dollar bills. When she asked why he said, “It’s … More Seriously??? Who Does That???
Spring is simply a prelude to the dog days of summer. If we skipped summer altogether we could have Spring and then Fall. That makes a lot more sense. I know many people love summer. Therefore they love Spring, the gateway to 100 degree weather or even hotter. No thank you. Years ago, we lived … More I Hate Spring!!!
We and some friends were in the car, headed out to eat. We stopped at a red light and there was a panhandler on the corner. I was going to give the guy a couple of bucks when my friend’s wife yelled, “Don’t you give that man a dime! Last week I gave him some … More Multilevel Marketing Genius!!
Golf is a great sport, unless you die playing it. Then it’s a bummer. … More Killer Golf!
I got into an altercation with an extremely obnoxious man who refused to move away from me, despite repeat requests to move away. I even punched the guy. In jail, my lawyer explained that my behavior was way out of line on a plane. … More Maniacs!
Don’t make me angry, The voices in my head don’t like it when you make me angry. … More Blood and Guts
Whenever I see hash tags, it makes me hungry for breakfast at Dennys. … More Hash Tags and Eggs!
