Where Am I????

Yesterday I rode four miles on my bike. When I finished, I had no idea where I was. I talked to some startled, really nice people who gave me a ride home. Not bad for riding a stationary bike. It was like the bike Matrix. I think I need to get a TV for the … More Where Am I????


I got into an altercation with an extremely obnoxious man who refused to move away from me, despite repeat requests to move away. I even punched the guy. In jail, my lawyer explained that my behavior was way out of line on a plane. … More Maniacs!