Last night I dreamed that the floors in the house were all overgrown with grass. I’ve been known to sleepwalk and my wife was really mad this morning when she found the carpets shredded and the lawn mower in the kitchen. I can’t be held responsible for what I do in my sleep. Who knows? … More Who Cut It Up???!!!
I need to build a wall so my ex wives and girlfriends can’t get through it. Now, I just have to figure out a way for them to pay for it. It’s either a wall or a well stocked panic room. I’m sure you thought I was going To take the political angle but … More I’m Building A Wall!!!!