Four score and seven years ago I was -25 years old. Just thought you’d want to know. In hindsight, Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was a masterpiece, but at the time I’ll bet some people thought it was a real yawn fest. Yes, I realize the significance of the speech to honor the dead from the Civil … More I Said It First!!! I Really Did!!
A man named Sonny Gilligan was recently shot in the back with a shotgun while sitting in his vehicle. The culprit? His dog! I know! He had his three dogs in the back seat and his shotgun was back there too. Somehow, the dog got his paw on the trigger and fired. Not surprising, after … More My Dog Shot Me!!!!
I am completely fearless. It’s such a feeling of freedom! I’m just perceived as a ‘Man’s Man’, whatever that means. Wait a minute, I just heard a car in the driveway! It’s my Mother in law! I need to hide! OK, truth be told, I have many fears and they’re not always rational. That’s why … More I Fear Nothing!! I Aint No Punk!!!
I just watched a 20/20 episode where a couple hired a guy they thought was a hitman who always met them at a Walmart parking lot. If he had been legit, legally he would have to roll back his prices. The more I watch these shows the more stupid the people seem. Seriously? You take … More Walmart Hit Man????
was about to go on stage one night, when I heard this conversation. A guy at the bar looked really down. The bartender asked, “What’s wrong with you”? “Two months ago, my father died and left me a hundred grand. Last month, my uncle died and left me 90 grand.” “You must really miss them”. The guy said, “That’s not the problem. Nobody died this month”. … More What’s Wrong With You???
There is a group of women who is suing the mafia to change the name “hit man” to “hit person”. … More Hit Men!