I think I’ll run for president in 2020. I’m just as qualified as any of the front runners in any party. I made $1.2B last year and got a tax refund, been married 4 times. I’ve sent thousands of emails from my private server and I have an uncle who lives in Moscow, Idaho. I’m … More Here’s Your Stupid Taxes!!!
I sometimes pretend I believe in reincarnation. Please, no offense to those who do. I only use it if I’m sensing a fight is in the works. I don’t fight, so the best I can do is tell them, “You just wait! When I die, I’m coming back as Bruce Willis. Then you’ll pay!” I … More I’m Coming Back To Get You!!!
I would vote for Oprah for president in a heartbeat! We would all get free cars! The thought of Oprah Winfrey running for president doesn’t seem far fetched anymore, does it? People were shocked when Ronald Reagan won, even though he had successfully governed California. Jesse Ventura (who?) won a gubernatorial race, Sony Bono and … More What Did She Say???
I watched an interview with the spokesperson for a group who is calling out Starbucks for being racist and sexist. I know! The reason? They have coffee shops in Trump properties. Insane. It seems like everyone has an axe to grind in today’s world. I don’t. I don’t even own an axe. Or a grinder. … More Pumpkin Racist Latte???
So the President supports the new immigration bill and Californians want to become their own country. It's likely going to be on the 2018 ballot. If it passes, what will happen to those who will seek asylum after being driven nuts by "It's a Small World?" at Disneyland? The world has gone mad. Elect a … More Let Us In… Um Let Us Out!!!
When I was young, I learned that George Washington had wooden teeth and that he was so honest that he admitted to chopping down his father’s prized cherry tree. It turns out neither is true. I know! I’m shocked too! It was the first White House scandal. James Comey is now investigating. According to mountvernon.org, … More Lies From the Whitehouse
My Father once told me I would amount to nothing. I argued with him that wasn’t true. I went to law school, became an attorney then went on to become a successful politician. It was only then I realized he was right. Of all the things my parents wanted me to become, I think the … More A Lawyer Walks Into A Comedy Club…