I told a friend that I took Russian as my language requirement in school. Now I see black SUVs without plates outside my house 24/7 and my phone is making a strange noise. Oh, and I’m pretty sure I ran into Robert Mueller at the local 7-11. He was the clerk who prepared my hot … More Seriously? An Investigation? What did I do???
On this very day, 23 ago, I was 39 years old. It’s not my birthday or anything at all significant. I just happened to think about that this morning. Carry on. It’s kind of like the joke, “Today I broke my own record of consecutive days alive.” It really does boggle the mind with regard … More Wow! Time Really Does Fly!!!
All of my keyboards are messed up this morning. I know it’s true because they keep misspelling words! I know! Frustrating. There are so many keyboards available now but they are all flawed. I’m a writer. I have to have a keyboard that works properly. If not, I look like absolute moron. I paid attention … More Stupid Keyboard! It’s Broken !!!!
When I was a kid, I really didn’t care much about school. I would much rather make people laugh than get good grades. One time I came home and told my Mom I got 100%! She was excited. I said, “Yep, I got a 50 in history, a 30 in English and a 20 in … More I Got 100%!!!
I recently joined a book club. They gave us an assignment to read and report on a specific book. I did it for a week and then it hit me. I voluntarily signed up for something that I hated in high school! Now I’m hanging out with guys who are also ditching class and playing … More You Can’t Make Me!!!!
I think it should be mandatory for every last born child in a family to be responsible for cleaning hair off of the shower drain. I mean, someone has to do it, right? You’re welcome. Its really not the hair itself that is so disgusting. Its the the mixture of hair, soap, shampoo and conditioner. … More I Think I’m Gonna Hurl!!!
At the last high school reunion I attended, I saw a woman I thought I recognized, but I wasn’t sure. I said to her, “Excuse me, you look like Helen Green.” She said, “Yeah, well you look like crap in blue.” … More Get Some Class!