Ok, I admit it. I’m the one who meddled with the election. It wasn’t the Russians at all. They were just an easy target. My candidate, a guy named Mike, wasn’t on the ballot, so I had no choice. He lost anyway, so it’s a mute point. I’m sure I’ll be hearing from Homeland Security … More I Did It! I Meddled With The Election!!!
Note to self: When asked by you’re wife why you think you’ve been together for so many years, don’t mention anything about alimony. Being comedians, my wife and I can say just about anything to each other without the other getting bludgeoned by a heavy object as is the case on a lot of crime … More I Really Messed Up!!!