Spring Time?? Ugh!!!

Spring is simply a prelude to the dog days of summer. If we skipped summer altogether we could have Spring and then Fall. That makes a lot more sense. I know many people love summer. Therefore they love Spring, the gateway to 100 degree weather or even hotter. No thank you. Years ago, we lived … More Spring Time?? Ugh!!!

I Hate Spring!!!

Spring is simply a prelude to the dog days of summer. If we skipped summer altogether we could have Spring and then Fall. That makes a lot more sense. I know many people love summer. Therefore they love Spring, the gateway to 100 degree weather or even hotter. No thank you. Years ago, we lived … More I Hate Spring!!!

Vote For Me!!

A senator died and met St. Peter, who said, “We seldom see a politician. So, you’ll spend a day hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.” In hell, he sees all of his friends playing golf. Then they dined on lobster and champagne. When he gets back, he said, “No need to see heaven, I want to spend eternity with my friends”. When he arrives, he sees them picking up trash as more trash falls from above. He asks the devil, “I don’t understand. Yesterday we had a great time. Now it’s full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?” The devil said, “Yesterday we were campaigning….Today you voted.” … More Vote For Me!!