Heather and I were at our favorite steakhouse. I ordered a rib eye. The waiter asked me how I would like it cooked. I said, Like winning an argument with my wife.” He said, “Very good, sir, rare it is.” Heather just smiled. I used to be a “right fighter”. I had to win an … More Is It Even Possible???
I love being a comedian and writer. It beats my last job; I used to drive a helium truck. One day, I cut a guy off in traffic and he wanted to fight, so I picked up my truck and lifted it over my head. The guy took off like a rocket. … More Helium Man!