I used to panic if I lost an important email. Now, if I lose one, I’ll just contact NSA and have them forward their copy. … More NSA

Panic Attack!

I hate it when my wife, who holds the debit card, tells me to get in line at the grocery store because she has to get one more item, and I reach the cashier before she gets back. That’s incredibly awkward. I panic like Rob Ford in a sobriety test. … More Panic Attack!