There’s a place in our town called the pie pizzeria and I always order chipotle ranch sauce instead of marinara, mozzarella and smothered in bacon. I’m having a quadruple bypass today. OK, obviously I’m not having surgery today. It’s tomorrow. I’m just kidding I’m not having any kind of surgery. But if I was, it … More Best Pizza Ever!!!
I was taking a bus to the grocery store last week and the lady next to me was reading a magazine. She let out a sigh and told me that everytime she takes a breath someone dies. I asked her if she considered using listerine. Halitosis is nothing to mess with. It can ruin romance, … More Man, You Stink!!
I’m very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don’t look at other moms. ~Gary Shandling Comedian Garry Shandling, known for “It’s Garry Shandling’s Show” and “The Larry Sanders Show,” died Thursday. He was 66. Los Angeles Police officer Tony Im … More Garry Shandling Dead at 66??? Say it Ain’t So!!!