Happy Earth Day! What the heck do you get the earth on its celebrated day? I thought maybe a new ozone layer but do you know how much those things cost? Way out of my price range. I guess just a recycled card. Earth day is ok I guess, but what purpose does it really … More What Do You Get A Planet That Has Everything???
On a snorkeling cruise last week, I was the last one back on the boat. Then I noticed a beautiful woman with me, following my every move. I was flattered until I discovered that she was the lifeguard and needed to be the last one on the boat. I’ve been conspicuously absent for some time. … More What??? She’s Not Into Me???
I woke up yesterday morning and my quads were on fire! I remembered why. Yesterday I did stairs. Yep, walked up 32 of ’em. It’s pretty sad when your muscles hurt after such little activity. I decided enough was enough. In the afternoon while my wife ran on the treadmill, I worked out on the … More Stop, Drop and Roll!!!
A few years ago, Heather and I took a trip to Maui. On the way to the airport, I said, “The pictures of the condo look great but I wish we could take our counter tops”. She’s said, “You’re weird, ya big goof. Why”? “Because that’s where the tickets are”. The trip that we had … More You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me!!!
Sarah Palin says that Bill Nye is as much of a scientist as she is. Really? At least he’s never claimed that he could see Russia from his house. Why pick on Bill Nye from out of the blue? It makes me wonder if she thinks he’s running for office. Apparently she took the … More Where is it Going??
It is so windy here, one of my lawn chairs ended up in my neighbor’s pool, which is weird because up until last night, he didn’t have a pool! It is so cold, I saw a very confused polar bear scavenging for food. I gave him some soup until he got his bearings (sorry), then … More Wind Storm!!!