I got carded last night! What a great compliment at my age. Ok, technically it was a traffic stop but it was a female cop and I'm pretty sure she was into me. She even asked me for my autograph at the bottom of her little scrapbook. She even introduced me to her dog. Yep, … More The Fountain of Youth!!!!
I’m kind of bored being me today, so I’d like to switch lives with you if you are wealthy and have a Learjet at your disposal. Any takers? I think it is pretty normal to get a little bored with your life now and again, isn’t it? Celebrities would like to go unnoticed for a … More Who The Heck Am I????
I think the computer in my car runs on Windows because the car keeps crashing. … More Back Up! Back Up!
I was arrested yesterday for the first time in my life. A jerk tried to give me a Christmas greeting, so I decked him. I don’t like being called Mary. … More You Have the Right to Remain Silent!!