Ladies birthdays are similar to gambling. One bad decision can either make you great guy or a schmuck. It’s even tougher when you don’t drive. I was going to hit the store with my driver but the last time I went on a rampage in a store with a golf club it didn’t end well. … More You Bought Me What???
I’m not saying you’re old, I’m just saying that if you were a carton of milk, I’d sniff you before I put you in my coffee. Today is my wonderful daughter, Sarah’s birthday. I’m very happy she’s having Birthday and will be treated like a queen today, it’s just that she’s 37 today and that … More Happy Birthday! You’re Old!
Today, I have broken my all time record for consecutive days alive! Well, today I’m 64 years old. Wait a minute, 64????? The big six four?? How did this happen? Who is responsible? Someone must be punished! Um, wait a minute. That would undoubtedly be God. The Almighty. I was just kidding about the punishment … More I Broke The Record!!