Since the news broke about a McDonald’s hamburger bought 20 years￼ ago and looking exactly the same as it did when it was purchased, I have decided I will only eat those burgers. I will live forever!￼ McDonald’s vehemently denies that the burger could ever look like a fresh one. What else could they say? … More 20-year-old burger???
I’m so afraid that my stomach will one day just simply reject what I send it. It will be completely wiped out by trying to turn what I give it into healthy nutrition. I don’t deal with rejection well. I’m the first to admit that I haven’t kept my commitment to eat healthy all of … More I’m Going To Live Forever!!!!!
I can’t decide between hamburgers and hot dogs for tomorrow. I think I will get out a map of Germany, close my eyes and place my finger on it. If it lands on Frankfurt it will be hotdogs. On Hamburg, burgers. If I point to Cologne, however, its going to be gross. My friend Bob … More I’m Completely Conflicted!!!