I finished a half marathon yesterday. I went shopping with my wife. Shopping with my wife is always an adventure. She tricks me and I fall for it every time. It’s like Lucy with the football, always pulling the ball at the last second and leaving Charlie Brown on his keister. I’m the same way. … More I Don’t Want To Go!!!
If you find yourself tempted to run a marathon, loosen up first. Its very important. Quickly throw back four fingers of whisky. If the urge to run persists, double the loosening exercise. Last Saturday Heather ran a half marathon. She’s run many before, so I didn’t worry. But in this case, the weather was horrible. … More Avoiding a Marathon!!
My wife is a runner. She’s not very fast, though. She almost escaped from me three times. … More Run, Forrest, Run!!
I finished a half marathon yesterday. I went shopping with my wife. … More Half Marathon!