A hair salon opened right across the street from our old established barber shop. They put up a sign: “WE GIVE SIX DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!” The barber put up his own sign: “WE FIX SIX DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!” Brilliant! I’ve gone to the same place to get my hair cut for 15 years. It’s not … More You’re Not Cutting It!!!
Debbie’s new husband said, “Honey, now that we’re married mabey you should stop making so many hair appointments.” She said, ”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-husband.” He said, “I didn’t know you were married before!” She said “I wasn’t.” Ouch. He had not yet realized who was in charge. You just … More You Want Me to Quit What???
At the fair, I never go into the “House of Mirrors”. It makes me feel schizophrenic. … More Awkward!!