I got my haircut last week. Heather said she was going to get a drink at Starbucks. The salon clerk said “Ma’am, you’ll need to leave us you’re drivers license. We need to know there’s something you’ll want to come back for.” I don’t enjoy haircuts. Ironically, I like the way it looks and feels … More I’ll Be Back!!!!
A hair salon opened right across the street from our old established barber shop. They put up a sign: “WE GIVE SIX DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!” The barber put up his own sign: “WE FIX SIX DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!” Brilliant! I’ve gone to the same place to get my hair cut for 15 years. It’s not … More You’re Not Cutting It!!!
My barber said recently a guy started coming in every day asking how many people were ahead of him but never came back to get a cut. The last time the barber told his assistant to follow him to see where he goes. The assistant returns and says, “To your house.” I’m writing this from … More Where Is He Going???