I finally realize that I need to join a gym and get in shape. I’ll work out for a full year. Let’s see, I pick 2028. There was a time when Heather and I went to the gym Monday through Saturday and really worked out hard. We really became addicted to exercise. I know! We … More I’m Going To Do It!!
Heather and I recently started dieting. I know diets don’t really work but at least it’s something to do. I told her, “If I feel like having a cheeseburger, I’ll talk to you first.” She said, “Great! I’ll drive.” At one point in our lives, we decided to do the Body for Life program. We … More I Got Caught Cheating!!
Heather, my wife is a runner, so I finally tried it. I ran on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I’ve always heard about a state of euphoria a runner reaches at some point. Heather asked me if I had hit that state yet. I said, “Absolutely. Every week on Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday.” I think a … More Run For Your Life!!
I finally realized that I needed to get in shape, so I made plans to join a gym and work out for one full year. The year I picked is 2036. I’ll be 90 years old by that time and it’s much more impressive to see a 90 year old at the gym than someone … More I’m Too Lazy!!
Yesterday, Heather and I went out to eat. She ordered a big, juicy burger. I ordered a French Dip and they brought me the chef! I resolve to never make resolutions. I fail enough already without setting myself up for failure.” ~ unknown – ok, it was me. I can’t even hold out for … More My New Year Resolutions!!!