I don’t think horseback was meant for me. Heather and I went. I was putting the saddle on when the instructor yelled, “You’re putting it on backwards!” I said, “How could you possibly know that? You don’t know which way I’m going.” Class dismissed. I’ve had several attempts at riding horses, one of which one … More Guess Which Way Am I going!!!
Yesterday I saw a mall cop with a real gun! I know! That’s what we need. More Paul Blarts running around armed and really wanting to get their first collar. I don’t think I’ll yell “Wannabe” at them anymore. #mallshopperslivesmatter Seriously, I actually saw that. Do people think this is a good thing? I think … More I’m Gonna Shoot!!!
People are living longer as time passes. This is not a good thing. The problem is that the maladys that plague the elderly haven’t moved. So, we can count on 10 extra years of soft food, diapers and not being able to hold a conversation because we can’t remember a thing. … More I Hope I Croak Before 90!!!
