Last night I got the worst night sleep ever. Why? Because my CPAP machine attempted to kill me. I know! But it really did happen. I had acid reflux and woke up choking and breathing through that stupid thing and had to get up take three cough drops and a few scoops of peanut butter … More The Thing Tried To Kill Me!!!
Last week, Groupon ran a Groupon on Groupon! I’m not kidding. I bought one and strange things started happening. My sprinklers now come on every ten minutes and I’m pretty sure that Heather is somehow stuck in the TV like in Poltergeist. I knew there was something evil about those things. I would get that … More What??? It’s Just Not Right!!