A guy I know came from a foreign land (legally, Mr. Trump) and wanted to become accustomed to all of our holidays and celebrations. Someone invited him to an Easter egg hunt. He shot six eggs before the S.W.A.T. Team took him down. Greedy parents ruined Easter in Connecticut a couple of years ago, violently … More Easter Fun! Let’s Be Violent!!
A friend of mine got a text from his former fiancé. “Dear John, I made a dreadful mistake in breaking up with you. I can’t eat, sleep or think of anything but you. Will you please forgive me and take me back”? Love, Terri. “Oh, and congratulations on winning the Power Ball!” To much or … More Everlasting Love… Wait a Minute!!!
Ah, Labor Day. A day set aside to honor mothers everywhere. … More Take the Day Off!!