Yesterday the Fedex guy delivered my new thesaurus I ordered from Amazon. I consider it a must-have for all writers. When I opened it, every page was blank! I know! I don’t have the words to express my anger! Does anyone even use a thesaurus in paper form anymore? I use the one built in … More This Is Outrageous!!!
I was using Google Earth to find places where I used to live. That was fun. Then I decided to check our current house. We’ve lived here for nearly four years and it shows a vacant lot! I know! I freaked out and ran outside to be sure the house was still there. I thought … More I’m Invisible!!!!!
Last week, Groupon ran a Groupon on Groupon! I’m not kidding. I bought one and strange things started happening. My sprinklers now come on every ten minutes and I’m pretty sure that Heather is somehow stuck in the TV like in Poltergeist. I knew there was something evil about those things. I would get that … More What??? It’s Just Not Right!!
I was talking to my neighbor about our kids. He bragged that one had a bachelors degree in economics, another had a PHD in psychology. I asked about his third child. He said, “Oh, he’s a thief.” I asked him why he doesn’t kick him out. He said, “Are you kidding? He’s the only one … More My Kids Are Better Than Yours!!!
I think it’s funny that the Google car has windows. (I find it very ironic that on a blog about technology advancements I have been unable to insert photos today. 😀) I love technology. We live in exciting times. We have watches that not only tell you what time it is, but can also track … More The Future is Here!!