I Broke The Record!!

Today, I have broken my all time record for consecutive days alive! Well, today I’m 64 years old. Wait a minute, 64????? The big six four?? How did this happen? Who is responsible? Someone must be punished! Um, wait a minute. That would undoubtedly be God. The Almighty. I was just kidding about the punishment … More I Broke The Record!!

Get a Job!

When I got engaged (the first time) her father asked me what I planned to do for a living. I said that God would provide. He asked me how I would be able to buy a house and sustain a family. Again, I said that God would provide. Afterward, I heard his wife ask how it went. Her Dad said, “Well, he doesn’t have a job or any plans for the future, but the good news is he thinks I’m God.” … More Get a Job!