There is only one thing in my life that I’m sure of, and that is the love of my wife. Oh, and God. Um, my kids and grandkids love me too. Plus I have to pay taxes. And my dogs love me too. Ok, there seem to be lots of things I’m sure of. Life … More I’m only sure of one thing!!
Today, I have broken my all time record for consecutive days alive! Well, today I’m 64 years old. Wait a minute, 64????? The big six four?? How did this happen? Who is responsible? Someone must be punished! Um, wait a minute. That would undoubtedly be God. The Almighty. I was just kidding about the punishment … More I Broke The Record!!
When I got engaged (the first time) her father asked me what I planned to do for a living. I said that God would provide. He asked me how I would be able to buy a house and sustain a family. Again, I said that God would provide. Afterward, I heard his wife ask how it went. Her Dad said, “Well, he doesn’t have a job or any plans for the future, but the good news is he thinks I’m God.” … More Get a Job!
I really hate my job. It would be better if my boss would back off, but no. “Empty the trash! Clean the floors! Write more pages! Turn off your laptop!” I don’t know what to do because I’m self employed. … More I Hate My Boss!