Stop!!! Thief!!!

I saw a sign in the grocery store that said “Free Range Turkeys” so I took one and headed for the door. The security guards were not amused. If we all took things literally, every one of us would end up in jail. First there’s the candy in a box that says “Whitman Sampler” but … More Stop!!! Thief!!!

Gangland!!!

I think I’m going to start a new gang. I’ll call it The Blips, a cross between the bloods and crips. We’ll have leather jackets, fake tattoos because the real ones hurt, and do drive by attacks throwing baloney sandwiches. Oh and when confronted with a violent gang, we’ll all play dead. My street name … More Gangland!!!

Stop That Man!!!

I saw a sign in the grocery store that said “Free Range Turkeys” so I took one and headed for the door. The security guards were not amused. If we all took things literally, every one of us would end up in jail. First there’s the candy in a box that says “Whitman Sampler” but … More Stop That Man!!!