A friend of mine recently got married. His wife started throwing his things away, including his golf clubs. She told him there was no reason to keep all of that junk. He said, “You’re beginning to sound like my ex-wife!” She said, “I thought you said you’ve never been married.” He said, “I haven’t.” It’s … More I Wear The Pants In My Family! Wait, My Wife Is Not Going To Read This, Is She???