Just when I thought it wasn’t possible, today I’m a bigger baseball fan than ever! Ok, so it’s because I gained 30 pounds during the off season, but still… Major league baseball is just a week from today! The smell of the freshly cut grass! Hot dogs! Nachos! Beer! The Crack of the bat! Juicing! … More I Can Smell The Grass!!
I think if I were trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a New England Patriots fan, and had a gun with two bullets, I would shoot the Patriot fan… twice. Ok, imaginary overkill, I know. Sports rivalries are fun unless they are taken too far, and it does … More I Have Two Bullets!!
In honor of the GOP taking control of the House and Senate, I must make a Republican joke. You know you’re a Republican if you ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch “lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesn’t want to contribute to society.” … More My Right Wing is Tired!!
When my kids were little, I would attend the parent/teacher conferences, which was cool because. When I saw the size of the desks, I felt like a giant. … More Land of the Giants!
Today marks the day my father passed away. I’ve written about him before, so if you read some of the things I’ve written before, I apologize. … More RIP, Jack Mabbott!
Last night, I dreamed that I took all of our money, and bet it on the Tigers. Wow, I was so happy to wake up … wait a minute. I just checked our accounts! No dream! I need to get out of here, before she wakes up! Sadly, that is all too real for so … More I’m in trouble