I Broke The Record!!

Today, I have broken my all time record for consecutive days alive! Well, today I’m 64 years old. Wait a minute, 64????? The big six four?? How did this happen? Who is responsible? Someone must be punished! Um, wait a minute. That would undoubtedly be God. The Almighty. I was just kidding about the punishment … More I Broke The Record!!

60?? Really??

I’m old. The other day I was walking past a cemetery and three guys started chasing me with shovels! ~Rodney Dangerfield Its hard to wrap my head around the fact that I’ll be 60 years old in just a few weeks. I know, many people tell me to just embrace it. EMBRACE IT?? Are they … More 60?? Really??