60 Is The New 80!!!!

When a young person goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got this pain in my side”, the doctor gives him a prescription. When I do the exact same thing, the doctor says, “Oooh, that’s gotta come out.” I’m not a hypochondriac, I’ve just had a lot of things go haywire in the last … More 60 Is The New 80!!!!

Hello?

I avoid the word “hello” completely. It is almost always the last word spoken by murder victims on TV and the movies. If I were ever in that situation, I think I would say, “Hey, Jason, we finally found this guy. Let’s kill him!” … More Hello?