The last time we went to Georgia I told the ticket agent that I wanted my black bag sent to Calgary, Alberta and the other one to St. Louis. He said, “I’m sorry, sir. We can’t do that.” I said, “Sure you can. You did it last time.” He was not amused. I can think … More I Want Them Back!!!
Heather said I could have whatever I wanted today. After consideration, I decided that our house will now be called a compound. I’ve always wanted a compound and now I can act more strangely than ever because everyone who lives in one is expected to be bonkers. The best part of Fathers Day is being … More Every Day Is Father’s Day!!!
I asked my grandson if he knew where we lived. He said, “At the airport. When we want you, we go get you. Then, when we’re done with your visit, we take you back to the airport”. Sound logic. A child’s perspective is so interesting. When you travel across the country, it seems like you’re … More I Love Our Grandkids!!
This Just In: A small, single seat Cessna airplane crashed into a cemetery in Kentucky. The pilot was not hurt, but police have found 92 bodies so far. They will resume their search today. I don’t know why Kentucky is such an easy target. The state seems to be a magnet for Southern ridicule, which … More Kentucky Derby!!!
Grandchildren are God’s reward for not killing your own children. Let’s face it. Kids, no matter how much we love them, can be more than a challenge, especially as they grow into the teenage years. The thought of throttling them must be squelched, no matter how strong. All it takes is to remember … More Here’s Your Reward!!
Its so cold here that we have to stop using our silverware. My wife still has a fork stuck to her tongue. Seriously, where do we live, in the Antarctic? I have to wear a NASA space suit just to take out the trash. And its not just the cold. We’ve had a wind … More Its So Cold!!!
Its so cold here that we have to stop using our silverware. My wife still has a fork stuck to her tongue. … More The Wind Chill Factor — Seriously??
Despite the popular theory, men are very understanding. We understand that if we don’t listen and do what our wives want, we’re going to be in big trouble. … More Road Trip!