Kentucky Derby!!!

This Just In: A small, single seat Cessna airplane crashed into a cemetery in Kentucky. The pilot was not hurt, but police have found 92 bodies so far. They will resume their search today.  I don’t know why Kentucky is such an easy target. The state seems to be a magnet for Southern ridicule, which … More Kentucky Derby!!!

Its So Cold!!!

Its so cold here that we have to stop using our silverware. My wife still has a fork stuck to her tongue.    Seriously, where do we live, in the Antarctic? I have to wear a NASA space suit just to take out the trash. And its not just the cold. We’ve had a wind … More Its So Cold!!!