Once I told my boss that he better give me a raise because I was getting ‘heat’ from four different companies. He demanded to know who. I said, “Rocky Mountain Power, Questar gas, Riverdale City Water, and AT&T. It didn’t work. I remember the early days in my life when we didn’t have enough money … More I’m So Out Of Here!!!
I used to travel to Canada a great deal. Each time I entered the country, the customs agent would always ask me what the purpose of my visit was. I always said, I’m making a sales call. It always worked until I got the same agent three times. The guy said, “You make a lot of sales calls here!” I said, “I’m not very good.” The guy had no sense of humor. I was interrogated for 45 minutes. … More Canada, the Deceiver!