I’m in a gang!!

Last week I went to the local senior center only to be accosted by a group of people who demanded that I join their gang or face certain death. I know! But I must say, they were very convincing. They made me choose a street name so I went with Madison Avenue. This gang is … More I’m in a gang!!

The Bees Knees!?!

A window salesman phoned a beekeeper. “Mr. Hayes,” said the sales rep. “I’m calling because our company replaced all the windows in your honey-house with our triple-glazed weather-tight windows over a year ago, and you still haven’t sent us a single payment. I know bekeepers haven’t much money, but we really need paid.” Mr. Hayes said, “But you said they’d pay for themselves in 12 months.” … More The Bees Knees!?!