Last week I went to the local senior center only to be accosted by a group of people who demanded that I join their gang or face certain death. I know! But I must say, they were very convincing. They made me choose a street name so I went with Madison Avenue. This gang is … More I’m in a gang!!
I think if I were a hummingbird I would become a thief. I could move so quickly that no one could catch me. If I were stealing alone, I would take only trinkets off of porches. What else could I carry? I'm a hummingbird! Thats how I would begin my life of crime. I would … More Hummingbird Gangsters!!!
My smartphone is like my wife. It wakes me up, tells me what to do all day, lets me know if I’m headed the wrong direction. Plus, sometimes I want to upgrade. See? Only a stupid person would publish that about his spouse. I’m just kidding. I really love my wife. I do … More Yikes! My Smartphone is Making Me Stupid!!
A window salesman phoned a beekeeper. “Mr. Hayes,” said the sales rep. “I’m calling because our company replaced all the windows in your honey-house with our triple-glazed weather-tight windows over a year ago, and you still haven’t sent us a single payment. I know bekeepers haven’t much money, but we really need paid.” Mr. Hayes said, “But you said they’d pay for themselves in 12 months.” … More The Bees Knees!?!
I watched the movie,”Little Women” with my wife last night, a great film If you’re into midgets. … More Little Women!!