Some practical jokes can get out of hand. I started yelling set up lines at my neighbor. Then about an hour later I’d yell the punch line. He laughed every time. The last time, though, he didn’t laugh so I shot him. The nerve. I’m currently honing my prison gang set list. Sometimes people don’t … More You Crossed The Line!!!
I’m going to hire protesters to picket outside my house because I’m not allowed to put my feet on the coffee table. This deeply offends me. There’s a camera in our house so Heather can watch me. She says its because of seizures. Right. Actually, we don’t own a coffee table or have a camera … More I’m Going To Protest!!!
Note to self: When asked by you’re wife why you think you’ve been together for so many years, don’t mention anything about alimony. Being comedians, my wife and I can say just about anything to each other without the other getting bludgeoned by a heavy object as is the case on a lot of crime … More I Really Messed Up!!!