Friday night, after returning home from the Real Salt Lake futball match, I had to keep putting ice under my tongue because it hurt pretty bad. I know! Turns out I sprained it by yelling so much during the match. I’m just lucky I didn’t break it. I’ve yelled plenty of times at sporting events. … More I Sprained My What????
Since I set my GPS to a female voice, every time someone insults her intelligence, I am deeply offended and become incredibly defensive. I even punched a friend in the face because he wouldn’t stop. On Friday night, Heather and I attended our first Major League Soccer match. Neither of us remembered exactly how to … More My GPS Is An Idiot And A Genius!!!!