I Don’t Like You!!!

The perfect lines to use if you don’t want a second date, preferably right before you speed off after dropping her off; “I’ve had a great time! Unfortunately, it wasn’t with you.” I know! Very cruel and cowardly but it works as long as she doesn’t know where you live, work or your favorite hangouts … More I Don’t Like You!!!

You Sold What???

Pride is what you feel when your kids raise $271 conducting a yard sale. Panic is what you feel when you discover your car is missing. It’s Spring and yard sales are popping up everywhere. There is a fine line between yard sale merchandise and trash. It’s usually measured by how close the ‘merchandise’ is … More You Sold What???

I’m Still Here!!!

An elderly couple were out for a Sunday drive. The woman said, “Look at us. We used to sit right next to each other all of the time. Now you’re way over there and I’m way over here. What happened?” The man said, “I don’t know, I didn’t move.” I haven’t thought about that joke … More I’m Still Here!!!