I am at my very best when I have no competition I know that people say winning and losing any kind of a situation builds character, but I think it’s better if you win every single time. Who wants to lose? I’ll tell you who, losers like to lose every once in a while. I … More What A Loser!!!!
If I was king of the world I would proclaim that Leonardo DiCaprio must stop saying that he is the king of the world. It gets too confusing. I say it, he says it, then I say it… it’s already giving me a headache. So we must go through the painstaking process of recalling and … More I’m King Of The World!!!
One of the things that the Internet has eliminated is sticker shock. Now people do a lot of research online before they even start to shop. So when they look at the price sticker on the car, they’re never shocked. If I was a car salesman I would hook up the window with the sticker … More Sticker Shock!!! Call 911!!!
I saw a sign that read “Watch for falling rock.” This is a stupid sign because the only way you’re going to know that rocks are falling is when they hit your car and I’m pretty sure you’re going to be aware of it when that happens. I think that instead, the sign should read … More Watch For Falling Rock!!!
Yes. Another one this morning, but it won’t deter me from writing my blog. My therapist wants me to try the keto diet. But I think the only way that it will work is if keto becomes my sidekick telling me what and what not to eat. Keto is a cool name so there must … More Just Seize The Day – Again!!!
Yesterday, we were on the way to a Bible study. We got a few blocks away when Heather realized she forgot her Chapstick. She suddenly did a better fish tail turn around than Jason Bourne and burned rubber all the way home. When she got back in the car she said, “That’s better.” I said … More I’m Addicted To Chapstick!!!
A car full of nuns ran out of gas. They walked to a gas station but the clerk told them that all he had for them to carry the gasoline was an old bed pan. As they were putting the gas in the car, a man pulled up and said, “Sisters, I wish I had … More Two Nuns Walk In To A Gas Station….