I am the best!!!

I always strive to be the best at whatever I do. It doesn’t always work, in fact I’ve only been able to accomplish perfection In one thing. I do a perfect impression of myself. I mean it is spot on! I love doing impressions in my act. I did quite a few, such as Forrest … More I am the best!!!

Bad Break!!!

We recently started watching the TV series Breaking bad. The wardrobe department had it pretty easy with Bryan Cranston. He spent at least 75% of the time in his tightly whiteys. It makes me wonder if the dude just doesn’t like wearing pants. I don’t either, but at least I wear boxers. We really love … More Bad Break!!!

End of story!!!

Ya’ll know that certain words and phrases turn me into a crazed lunatic which isn’t too far off a stretch. Today’s phrase is “end of story”. Although it is a classic way to end an argument, I think it only works for women. “Whatever” is also a good one. my dad had the best one. … More End of story!!!

Look Out Below!!!

I hate falling down the stairs. I guess I’m supposed to dislike that. What would it mean if I really liked it? it’s not so much the falling that hurts so bad, it’s mainly when you hit the floor at the bottom of the stairs. So I think from now on I’m going to fall … More Look Out Below!!!