Why buy a small cooked rotisserie chicken at the supermarket? This time of year you can buy a much larger chicken, season it to taste and let it slow roast on the sidewalk. Bonus! You can watch people slip on the juices afterward. Who doesn’t like a good, juicy rotisserie chicken now and again? Aside … More I’m Roasting A Chicken – On The Sidewalk!!!
I went kayaking in Florida once and capsized the stupid thing. I decided to swim back to shore, but I was afraid of alligators. I saw a guy in a boat and asked him if they’d had problems with gators here. “Gators? Nope, they’ve been gone for years.” I felt instantly relieved. Then the guy said, “The sharks got ’em.” … More Gatorade!!