Amelia Earhart, Jimmy Hoffa and DB Cooper all live with me. We talk about all sorts of things. Their adventures, and what it’s like living on the run. I can’t hear or see them, but we have so much fun. I think that the search teams on the TV show “The Hunted” should really show … More I See Alive People… I Think!
It’s so cold, I chipped a tooth on my soup. It’s like a deep freeze here. It’s like Alaska, without the wildlife. Like Russia, without the vodka. Like my wife when she’s really ticked off at me, you know, like when she reads what I just wrote. Alaska is a beautiful place, if you don’t … More Help Me! I’m Freezing!!!