Stop!!! Thief!!!

I saw a sign in the grocery store that said “Free Range Turkeys” so I took one and headed for the door. The security guards were not amused. If we all took things literally, every one of us would end up in jail. First there’s the candy in a box that says “Whitman Sampler” but … More Stop!!! Thief!!!

Stop That Man!!!

I saw a sign in the grocery store that said “Free Range Turkeys” so I took one and headed for the door. The security guards were not amused. If we all took things literally, every one of us would end up in jail. First there’s the candy in a box that says “Whitman Sampler” but … More Stop That Man!!!