I’m Not Guilty!!!

Robert Mueller’s team raided my home office yesterday. I know! They said it was because I had been playing the card game Spades on my computer which always includes one suit that is trump. I’m going to plead the fifth in Russian. It seems like everybody on ‘The Hill’ is either getting raided, fired or … More I’m Not Guilty!!!

I Saw A Ghost!!! 

When I was in the UK, I toured an old castle. Very creepy. I kept thinking I was seeing ghosts. The tour guide said not to worry because she had been there for quite a while and had yet to see a ghost. I asked how long she had been there. She said, “300 years”. … More I Saw A Ghost!!! 

Pokemon ISIS???

I think they should make every isis member or sympathizer a Pokemon Go target. As crazy as people are over this game, they’d find them in no time. Like everyone else in the world, I’m very frustrated with the pace in which these horrible people are being reached. We’ve got John Kerry telling us that … More Pokemon ISIS???

In Mourning…

The horrific attack on the wonderful people of France leaves me without anything funny to say today. I am mourning the loss of so many at the hand of dreadfully evil human beings. Having spent a lot of time there, I was befriended by many warm, friendly people. In fact, the day after 9/11 I … More In Mourning…

I Stink!!

I don’t care who you are, no one looks cool putting on deodorant. Since we don’t want to get the nasty white deodorant lines on our shirts and blouses, we put the deodorant on after the clothing. There is just no technique known to mankind that can make you look cool during application. I think … More I Stink!!

Ouch! That Hurt!!!

Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. This is because women are smart enough to avoid golf during a storm. I’ve never been hit by lightning, which I don’t think is anything to brag about really. I either stay inside or sit out on the covered porch to watch … More Ouch! That Hurt!!!

Pray for Paris!!

No joke today. My sense of humor has been doused by the senseless and ruthlessness of the massacres in Paris yesterday. Cowardly terrorists have once again targeted innocent and vulnerable people to attack and kill.     Someone must be bold enough to stop isis and protect the domestic front at the same time. I like … More Pray for Paris!!