If seems that I Hear so many people say ‘walla’! If I attemp to correct them, they get a little testy. What can I say? I’ve spent a lot of time in France and they do pronounce the word with a soft ‘v’. I take no pleasure in correcting them accept to run around the … More Walla or Voilà?????
Robert Mueller’s team raided my home office yesterday. I know! They said it was because I had been playing the card game Spades on my computer which always includes one suit that is trump. I’m going to plead the fifth in Russian. It seems like everybody on ‘The Hill’ is either getting raided, fired or … More I’m Not Guilty!!!
When I was in the UK, I toured an old castle. Very creepy. I kept thinking I was seeing ghosts. The tour guide said not to worry because she had been there for quite a while and had yet to see a ghost. I asked how long she had been there. She said, “300 years”. … More I Saw A Ghost!!!
I told you about my girlfriend who would just disappear for weeks and go to some exotic location and never even let me know when and where she was. One day I told a friend that she was probably in the Caribbean somewhere. He said, “Jamaica”? I said, “No, she went willingly”. As you know, … More Don’t Send Me To Russia!!
I think they should make every isis member or sympathizer a Pokemon Go target. As crazy as people are over this game, they’d find them in no time. Like everyone else in the world, I’m very frustrated with the pace in which these horrible people are being reached. We’ve got John Kerry telling us that … More Pokemon ISIS???
The horrific attack on the wonderful people of France leaves me without anything funny to say today. I am mourning the loss of so many at the hand of dreadfully evil human beings. Having spent a lot of time there, I was befriended by many warm, friendly people. In fact, the day after 9/11 I … More In Mourning…
I don’t care who you are, no one looks cool putting on deodorant. Since we don’t want to get the nasty white deodorant lines on our shirts and blouses, we put the deodorant on after the clothing. There is just no technique known to mankind that can make you look cool during application. I think … More I Stink!!
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. This is because women are smart enough to avoid golf during a storm. I’ve never been hit by lightning, which I don’t think is anything to brag about really. I either stay inside or sit out on the covered porch to watch … More Ouch! That Hurt!!!
In Paris, they just stared when I spoke to them in French. I never did manage to make them understand their own language. All of my life I heard about how rude the French are. Imagine my surprise when I traveled there five times, only to find that it wasn’t enough even close to … More Parlez-vous Français??
No joke today. My sense of humor has been doused by the senseless and ruthlessness of the massacres in Paris yesterday. Cowardly terrorists have once again targeted innocent and vulnerable people to attack and kill. Someone must be bold enough to stop isis and protect the domestic front at the same time. I like … More Pray for Paris!!