No Soup For You!!!

I’ve mentioned that I used to date a really ridiculous woman. The one who’s kid flunked kindergarten. How do you flunk kindergarten, take bad naps? I took her to a movie. I got popcorn and I got her M&Ms. She immediately started throwing out the brown ones. I asked her why and I swear she … More No Soup For You!!!

Crabs!

A lobster and a crayfish went out to dinner. While in the restaurant, the lobster saw a buddy of his and invited him to join them. After introductions, the waiter brought the appetizer. The crayfish ate all of it himself. His lobster friend apologized to the other lobster, saying, “You’ll have to forgive him. He’s a little shellfish”. … More Crabs!

Crabs!

A lobster and a crayfish went out to dinner. While in the restaurant, the lobster saw a buddy of his and invited him to join them. After introductions, the waiter brought the appetizer. The crayfish ate all of it himself. His lobster friend apologized to the other lobster, saying, “You’ll have to forgive him. He’s a little shellfish”. … More Crabs!