Ugh! Again Already???

Never give Valentine’s cards unless you’re REALLY in love with the person. Every card is like “You’re my soul mate, I couldn’t live without you, I can’t imagine life without you, etc.” There should be cards that say, “Even though you’re not the one, things are OK.” When I was dating, I used to break … More Ugh! Again Already???

Blooming Idiot!

A new business owner’s friend sent flowers for the opening, but the card read “Rest in Peace”. The angry owner called the florist, who said, “Sir, I’m really sorry, but don’t be angry, imagine this: Somewhere there’s a funeral and they have flowers with a note saying, “Congratulations on you new location.” … More Blooming Idiot!