Syrup and Asphalt???

True story: a Florida man was arrested for eating pancakes in the middle of an intersection. When police asked him why, he said, “Because they don’t serve waffles.” This guy actually set up a cardboard table and sat down for breakfast. Not unusual. Except it was in the middle of a busy Florida intersection. Typically … More Syrup and Asphalt???


I went kayaking in Florida once and capsized the stupid thing. I decided to swim back to shore, but I was afraid of alligators. I saw a guy in a boat and asked him if they’d had problems with gators here. “Gators? Nope, they’ve been gone for years.” I felt instantly relieved. Then the guy said, “The sharks got ’em.” … More Gatorade!!