Do It Now!!!

When we went camping, as soon as the car was parked, two of us would get fire wood, while my brothers set up the tent. My Mom and my sister set up the camp stove. It was fast. A guy told my Dad the teamwork was amazing. Dad said, “Its simple. I don’t let them … More Do It Now!!!

You Knucklehead!!

I was fishing a stream one day when a guy across the steam said, “How can I get to the other side”? I said, “You knucklehead, you ARE on the other side”!  To me, camping is so much fun. The tent, the sleeping bags, cooking, starting a camp fire – all of it. And I … More You Knucklehead!!

Timber!!!

When I was a teenager, I worked for a time in the logging industry. I needed a job badly. I told the foreman I needed a job and I was pretty good. He told me to chop down a tree, which I did with ease. He hired me on the spot. He wanted to know … More Timber!!!

Happy Hunting!!!

Two idiots went hunting. One of the men collapsed. The other guy called 911. “I think my friend is dead”!, he yelled. “What can I do”? The operator said, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead”. There’s a silence, then a shot. The guy got back on the phone and said, “Okay, now what”? … More Happy Hunting!!!

Urgent Care!

I saw an ad in the newspaper for one of the urgent care facilities. The ad read that you can “Call ahead for an appointment and avoid the wait!” Really? I’m not sure they really grasp the concept of “Urgent Care”. … More Urgent Care!

Urgent Care!

I saw an ad in the newspaper for one of the urgent care facilities. The ad read that you can “Call ahead for an appointment and avoid the wait!” Really? I’m not sure they really grasp the concept of “Urgent Care”. … More Urgent Care!