I don’t like peas in any shape or form. Two reasons. 1) Canned peas are mushy and gross. They don’t look, smell or taste good. 2) Fresh peas really look, taste incredible. So why don’t I like them is because my hands shake so badly I can’t get one in my mouth. Very embarrassing. I … More No More Please, Ever!!!
Why buy a small cooked rotisserie chicken at the supermarket? This time of year you can buy a much larger chicken, season it to taste and let it slow roast on the sidewalk. Bonus! You can watch people slip on the juices afterward. Who doesn’t like a good, juicy rotisserie chicken now and again? Aside … More I’m Roasting A Chicken – On The Sidewalk!!!
When we went camping, as soon as the car was parked, two of us would get fire wood, while my brothers set up the tent. My Mom and my sister set up the camp stove. It was fast. A guy told my Dad the teamwork was amazing. Dad said, “Its simple. I don’t let them … More Do It Now!!!
Last week I found an injured robin in the backyard. I didn’t know what to do, so I called animal control. They told me to nurse the bird back to health, so I did that and the bird is fine now, but my nipples are killing me! … More Bird Brain!!
Me: Do you have ADHD?
Friend: I don’t think… Wanna go for a run? … More My Dog has ADHD!!
Two camels are out in the desert. One says to the other one, I don’t care what anyone says, I’m thirsty! … More 300 Blogs!