I Love Mimes!!!

A kid got a part in a school play and was very anxious to tell his parents. He said, I got a part in the play!! I play a man who has been married for 30 years!” His Dad said, “That’s great, son. Don’t quit acting. Maybe next time you’ll get a speaking part.” Great … More I Love Mimes!!!

Contempt of Court!!

When I went to court to get a divorce, the judge asked me what the problem was. I said, “Your honor, in our seven months together we haven’t agreed on one single thing”. The judge asked my wife the same question. She said, “It’s been eight months”. If you’ve ever lived with someone who you … More Contempt of Court!!

I Stink!!

I don’t care who you are, no one looks cool putting on deodorant. Since we don’t want to get the nasty white deodorant lines on our shirts and blouses, we put the deodorant on after the clothing. There is just no technique known to mankind that can make you look cool during application. I think … More I Stink!!